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How do you
drive an accountant crazy? Stand in front of him and fold a road map wrong. You might be an accountant if: To the optimist, the glass is half full. While standing near the dinosaur at the
Natural History Museum, the accountant said to his neighbor: How do you know when an accountant is on
holiday? What's an accountant's idea of trashing his
hotel room? Old accountants never die, What do accountants do for fun? What is the definition of "accountant"? The Accountant's Prayer: Accountants carry their calculations to 2 decimal points to prove they have a sense of humor. A fool and his money are soon audited. If an accountant's wife can't get to sleep
what does she say? Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? |
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